wellll, I’m 5’8, brown hair, hazel eyes, chipped teeth, a belly that won’t go away no matter how many crunches I do, and I deeply relate to the song about tying your boobs into a bow. You know the one? haHAha, yeah that is SOOO ME! Oh, and my name is Amber!
Hey girl! Welcome to my virtual home A.K.A, my little slice of mum-needs-alone-time where I come and pour out the latest outfit ideas which have usually been swirling around in my head for far. 👏🏼 too. 👏🏼 long.. It’s my naughty little secret (spank me!) obsession that occupies a chunk of my brain space during all the stimulating daily activities of mumming: cooking, taxi driver, scrubbing the bathtub and wiping the occasional S**T off my toddler’s bum while simultaneously reminding her that she should really be doing this herself. I mean, c’monnnn giirrlllllllll. #YouOldEnough.
The deep desire to be a famous style blogger to the mums (✩’s) came from a personal defining moment in my own life history. One day I woke up and caught myself wearing mum jeans and a mum tee and thought ‘F**K I’ve become that mum!’ You know, the one we all vow we never, ever
#MmmHmm! Girl, you are sooo spot on! I had those mum jeans, with the messy mum bun, with the unsexy maternity undie and bra set going on #THREEYEARSLATER. But I was not the insta-cool-I’m- so-cute-and-my-husband-still-F**K’s-me version. I was the other version.
So, I looked at myself in the mirror and wiggled my finger side to side and in a very loud voice, I said to the mum staring back at me ‘Oh, helllll noooo girlfriend. Mmm, hmm. You are not doing this to yourself’. That finger wiggle and the inner-gangster pep talk were enough to get my life back on track.
Basically, I simply decided that If I have to wipe S**T off of my toddlers bum, AND be the family taxi service, AND cook meals that everybody hates then imma look like #BEY OK! Imma rock my inner diva within. #BLING.
And I hope you will too!
Because #WhenYouLookGoodYouFeelGood. Yup, she’s a long one – but it’s totally true! This is why I’m your new virtual home for all things style and beauty for mums. I’ll help you invest in yourself so you can be rewarded with a boost in CONFIDENCE and SELF-ESTEEM. Just because I love ya! Mwa!
(*does a cute little air kiss with a leg flick*). See you on the blog, girl!